Here is a case of the angry birds eagle making someone angry. Read on. What do I hate about Angry Birds? A lot of things really. First you need to know a bit about Angry Birds or play it to understand my rant. But it is not necessary that you play angry birds online in order to understand my complaint. But let’s start with something that makes Angry Birds boring and annoying. It gets too hard! Angry Birds is way too hard in later levels. I get it. People enjoy difficulty in video games. But this game is just stupid. Who wants to spend ten to 20 minutes on one level? I know I don’t. And this game is supposed to be addicting, right? No! It is not addicting at all. After about playing it for an hour I was completely bored out of my mind and soul. All you do is pull back a rubber band in a poorly drawn game to launch a bird and kill some ‘pigs’. These ‘pigs’ they speak of, are not even pigs. Green little blobs with huge eyes.
Do pigs come to mind when you see that crud on your screen? Let us not forgot the grunting sounds they make, like a fat man trying to stand up. So what makes this game fun in the first place? I am not sure at all. You have multiple types of birds in Angry Birds at your disposal to kill ‘pigs’. How do you kill a pig? You try to get over, around, and destroy obstacles to try to kill the disgusting little blobs in the middle before you run out of the birds. This mind-numbing game play is what makes this addicting? Do you enjoy first person shooters, MMORPGs, or TDs? If so then continue on your search for an enjoyable gaming experience, because this waste of time is lame. I never, ever want to spend another dollar on this ‘success’. Number one on the app store? Yeah, that’s like saying drugs are great because they are popular. I know some people love this game. But why listen to other people? Do you not want to find out if this game is for you?
It is not for you! This game is repetitive. Repitition can be fun, but the same objective, the same birds, the same enemies, and the same gameplay is not fun. No variation, no surprises and no pleasure or addiction while playing this junk. Angry Birds is like the van among sports cars, popular, but boring and un-appealing. Do you want to drive the van over the Ferrari? OF COURSE NOT! Do you want to drive the van over a Mercedes? OF COURSE NOT! Just do not waste your money and time on this, people. I understand it is only one dollar, but of course they have to take the greedy route and give you the ability to complete a level by spending another buck to buy the angry birds eagle to win the level automatically. Well why worry about a buck, you ask. So you can spend it on something better, like an actually fun game. Please, for my sake, and your insanity, don’t buy Angry Birds!
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